Saved By a Guy Drunk Driving

So today I was in the city all day and I was in a hurry for a meeting because I was 20 minutes late. Fucking traffic.

So, in a blind rush. I forgot my keys in my keys and locked them in the car.

I know it is my own stupidity and I fucked up.

So, feeling like an idiot, I called CAA who always make you feel brilliant and told them I locked my keys in the car.

Surely enough, she said that a tow truck would be at your car in 45 minutes to get the keys out.

Fine. My coat was in the car and there I was freezing my knob off, but as I said, my stupidity.

So, while waiting I chain smoked and tried to keep warm in -2 C degree weather, I thought what are the odds that this guy will be late.

Sure enough, 20 minutes after making the call, I got another one saying he could be another 50 minutes.

Trying to not get hypothermia, I went inside a convenience store and browsed a good issue of Sports Illustrated (Swimsuit Edition).

Finally, after over a hour of the original call, the guy comes to my joy.

I go out to my car to greet the man with a big smile on my face when I notice him put something in his car.

A nice mickey of Wiser's.

No wonder the guy was so cheery himself.

He joked around and I could smell the Whiskey on him from a mile away. He told me he had four more calls ahead of me but still.

For a tow truck driver, he sure had a lot of trouble getting the door.

Five minute it took him!!! For a fucking door!!!

Finally he waddles off back to his car and said have a good day.

All the while I am thinking if I should call the cops on him. As much as it hated me to do it, I didn't.

He unlocked my car and allowed me go on my way.

But I will never trust CAA the same way again.

And as for the driver, he will never be inducted into the Wiserhood.

To all the readers, don't drink and drive, or you will amount to a CAA Tow Truck Driver.

This is Shawn Hoose telling you how it is.