Why Do Boobs Always Catch our Eye?

I always wondered what the sex appeal was for boob.

I mean as much as I do love boobs and enjoy every chance to touch one, I still don't understand it.

I mean think about it.......all boobs actually are are just big sacks of fat and when the time comes, milk.

Doesn't sound appetizing when you say it like that.

But still, the appeal of them get men in trouble everyday.

Just today, when I was on my lunch break. There was this brunette that had them just laying out there full display, and being a guy I had to take a look.

But when you look too long......which I did, you get caught.

it being Movember, I got a nasty look right back.

But fuck her, she had them on display. her fault for putting them out on full display like that.

Thats another thing, why do girls get pissed off if they put their tits out on display, and then catch a guy looking.

Fuck you if you don't want me to look. Cover those fucking things up if you don't want me to look at them.

I swear girls put them out there just to catch guys looking.

Same with g-strings by the way.

But I digress, after being caught looking at that bitches solid rack, I wondered......why do guys nuts literally go insane when they see tits.

While working away on a Friday, I thought about it and came up with a theory.

Firstly, I think it is the fact that you are never allowed to see them. I mean if guys saw them all the time, it would never matter if you saw them because you would be used to it.

But instead, we are left there to wonder what they really look like when they aren't being covered up.

So first problem....men are deprived of seeing them.

No wonder guys pay up to $10.99 to see them on paper.

Now my second theory.

It is a bullseye literally built onto the female body!

Thats right, they are actually a target.

The funny thing is some guys actually use them as a target when they are about to finish in sex. hahaha

But seriously, they are a built on target for the female body that automatically draws the eye. Guys don't even have a chance.

Think about it, theres the bosom, the areola, and the nipple. Perfect bullseye.

I swear god is fucking with men everyday, women get big round targets on their chest and men get this pointy fucking mushroom that pops up when they get excited.

Men are fucking helpless when this happens.

Brings back memories of awkward moments in high-school all over again.

Anyways, I believe this theory is accurate and I believe it. Anybody else who has a theory that contradicts mine, fuck off, it's my blog.

But if you do have a theory, don't be scared to leave a comment. A nice rack always makes good conversation.

Till next time, this is Shawn Hoose telling it like it is.