Why Do Men Feel The Need to Dress In Tights When Biking

Today I was driving to work at 7:30 in the morning when I saw something that should be illegal, especially in winter.

I saw a man, on a tiny bicycle, wearing tights when it was three degrees Celsius.

Lets just say things were too pointy for my liking.

The most disgusting part was that it wasn't some 25 year old douche trying to show off, it was like a 45 year old guy with a gut and a helmet that I think he stole from a four year old.

Looking at this guy was like looking at a fat women wearing no bra. You want to look away but are so disgusted you have to look.

Looking almost got me into an accident. Stupid fucker.

I am not saying this guy shouldn't be biking or trying to better himself by exercising, I am just saying that the last thing I need to see when I am pissed off driving in traffic is a fat guy in skin tight spandex with his ass hanging out.
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I mean come on. Tights should only be reserved for sexy women, olympic wrestlers and gymnasts. All of which consist of women.

So to whatever assholes who feel like showing off their ass cracks and every crevasse on their body, please do everybody a favour and fuck off, be ashamed of your body and wear sweat pants and a t-shirt like everybody else.

This also goes for those rich, douchy runners who wear tights also.

If you feel like looking like a fag, wear a dress so everybody else at leasts knows your fucked up.