Ok. I understand that smoking is bad. I see it in commercials, I see it in magazines, I even see it on the god damn pack.
I am not stupid enough to actually believe that black teeth and hearts with holes in them are great for fucking advertising.
But for fuck sakes, the last thing I need is some dick walking up to me saying "you know smoking is bad for your health."
Well no fucking shit Sherlock. I am inhaling black smoke that is covered with paper and filtered by charcoal. I know its bad for me.
But in all fairness, there are much worse things in life that would directly affect me and my personal health.
Like for example........smoking crack......maybe developing a habit of taking MDMA........or even developing a habit for blowing people for crack.
I would say those are much worse than smoking a cigarette.
I know in these peoples little pretencious way, they are trying to better society and better my personal health. But I know how shitty smoking is and I have accepted that it is shitty.
Plus I will quit someday, just not now.
So pllleeaasseee, if you are somebody who doesn't like smoking, do what most other people do and just mutter to yourselves how brutal smokers are like the rest of society.
And if you say something to me, expect a big giant fuck off coming your way.
This is Shawn Hoose telling it how it is.
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